2 = to/too

2B or not 2B = To be or not to be

4 = for

4ever = forever

A：

ASL = Age/Sex/Location

AFAIC = As Far As I’m Concerned

AFAIK = As Far As I Know

AFK = Away From Keyboard

AIAMU = And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle

AISI = As I See It

AKA = Also Known As

AMBW = All My Best Wishes

ANFAWFOWS = And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor

AOTS = All Of The Sudden

ASAFP = As Soon As "Friggin" Possible

ASAP = As Soon As Possible

ATST = At The Same Time

AWGTHTGTTA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWGTHTGTTSA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh Again

AYSOS = Are You Stupid Or Something

B：

B4 = Before

B4N = Bye For Now

BBFBBM = Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel

BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF = Be Back In A Few

BBL = Be Back Later

BBN = Bye Bye Now

BCNU = Be Seein’ You

BF = Boyfriend

BFD = Big Fing Deal

BFN = Bye For Now

BHOF = Bald Headed Old Fart

BIF = Basis In Fact

BITD = Back In The Day

Biz = Business

BM = Byte Me

BMOTA = Byte Me On The Ass

BNF = Big Name Fan

BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again

BR = Bathroom

BRB = Be Right Back

BRT = Be Right There

BS = Big Smile

BT = Byte This

BTDT = Been There Done That

BTSOOM = Beats The Sh Out Of Me

BTW = By The Way

BTWBO = Be There With Bells On

BWDIK = But What Do I Know?

BWO = Black, White or Other

C：

Cam = Web Camera

CIAO = Goodbye (in Italian)

CID = Consider It Done

CIO = Check It Out

CIS = CompuServe Information Service

CMF = Count My Fingers

Cof$ = Church of Scientology

CRAFT = Can’t Remember A Fing Thing

CRAWS = Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh

CSL = Can’t Stop Laughing

CTC = Choaking The Chicken

CU = See You

CUL/CYL/CUL8R = See You Later

CWYL = Chat With You Later

CYA = Cover Your Ass

D：

DBEYR = Don’t Believe Everything You Read

DD = Due Diligence

DDD = Direct Distance Dial

DETI = Don’t Even Think It

DGT = Don’t Go There

DHYB = Don’t Hold Your Breath

DIIK = Damned If I Known

DILLIGAD = Do I Look Like I Give A d\amn

DILLIGAS = Do I Look Like I Give A Sh

DKDC = Don’t Know Don’t Care

DL = Download

DLTM = Don’t Lie To Me

DQYDJ = Don’t Quit You’re Day Job

DRIB = Don’t Read If Busy

DS = Dunce Smiley

DYSTSOTT = Did You See The Size Of That Thing

E：

EG = Evil Grin

EOM = End Of Message

ESO = Equipment Smarter than Operator

F：

F2F/FTF = Face To Face

FAQ = Frequently Asked Question

FBKS = Failure Between Keyboard and Seat

FE = For Example/Fatal Error

FF&PN = Fresh Fields And Pastures New

FOAF = Friend Of A Friend

FTASB = Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

FT = Faint

FTL = Faster Than Light

FTTB = For The Time Being

FUBAR = Fed Up Beyond All Recognition

FUBB = Fed Up Beyond Belief

FUD = (Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation

FWIW = For What It’s Worth

FYA = For Your Amusement

FYI = For Your Information

FYM = For Your Misinformation

G：

G2G = Got To Go

G8T/GR8 = Great

GAL = Get A Life

GDGD = Good,Good

GF = girlfriend

GG = Good Game/Gotta Go

GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out

GIWIST = Gee, I Wish I’d Said That

GL = Good Luck

GLYASDI = God Loves You And So Do I

GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike

GNBLFY = Got Nothing But Love For You

GR&D = Grinning Running And Ducking

GRRRR = "Growling"

GSOAS = Go Sit On A Snake

GTG = Got To Go

GTGB = Got To Go, Bye

GTGP = Got To Go Pee

GTH = Go To Hell

GTSY = Glad To See Ya

GYPO = Get Your Pants OffBE A QUEEN.
H：

HAGO = Have A Good One

HAK = Hugs And Kisses

HB = Hurry Back

HD = Hold

HHO1/2K = Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding

HHOK = Ha Ha, Only Kidding

HIOOC = Help! I’m Out Of Coffee

Howz = How is

HTH = Hope This (That) Helps

HUA = Heads Up Ace

HUYA = Head Up You’re a

I：

IAC = In Any Case

IAE = In Any Event

IANAC = I Am Not A Crook

IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer

IBT = In Between Technology

IBTD = I Beg To Differ

IC = I See/In Character

IDGAF = I Don’t Give A F

IDGI = I Don’t Get It

IDK = I Don’t Know

IDKY = I Don’t Know You

IDST = I Didn’t Say That

IDTS = I Don’t Think So

IFAB = I Found A Bug

IFU = I Fed Up

IGGP = I Gotta Go Pee

IIIO = Intel Inside, Idiot Outside

IIMAD = If It Makes An(y) Difference

IIRC = If I Remember Correctly

IIWM = If It Were Me

ILICISCOMK = I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard

ILY = I Love You

IMHO = In My Humble Opinion

IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO = In My Opinion

INMP = It’s Not My Problem

INPO = In No Particular Order

IOH = I’m Outta Here

IOW = In Other Words

IRL = In Real Life

ISS = I Said So

ITM = In The Money

IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean

IYSS = If You Say So

J：

J/C = Just Checking

J/K = Just Kidding!

J/W = Just Wondering

JAFO = Just Another Fing Onlooker

K：

K/KK = OK/OK, OK

KFY = Kiss For You

KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid

KIT = Keep In Touch

KMA = Kiss My Ass

KWIM = Know What I Mean

KX = kiss

KYPO = Keep Your Pants On

L：

L8R = Later

LD = Long Distance

LDTTWA = Let’s Do The Time Warp Again

LLTA = Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause

LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off

LMK = Let Me Know

LOL = Laughing Out Loud/Lots Of Luck(Love)

LTIC = Laughing ’Til I Cry

LTNS = Long Time No See

LYL = Love Ya Lots

LYLAS = Love You Like A Sister

M：

M8T = Mate

MHOTY = My Hat’s Off To You

MM = Market Maker

MorF = Male or Female?

MOTD = Message Of The Day

MOTSS = Members Of The Same Sex

MTFBWY = May The Force Be With You

MWBRL = More Will Be Revealed Later

MYOB = Mind Your Own Business

N：

N = And/Know/Now

NAK = Nursing At Keyboard

NAZ = Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)

NBD = No Big Deal

NBIF = No Basis In Fact

NFI = No Fing Idea

NFW = No Fing Way

NIFOC = Nude In Front Of The Computer

NM = Never Mind

NMP = Not My Problem

NMU = Nothing Much You

NOYB = None Of Your Business

NP = No Problem

NQOCD = Not Quite Our Class Dear

NRG = Energy

NRN = No Reply Necessary

NYCFS = New York City Finger Saluet
O：

OAUS = On An Unrelated Subject

OBTW = Oh, By The Way

OIC = Oh, I See

OICU = Oh, I See You

OMDB = Over My Dead Body

OMG = Oh My God/Oh My Gosh

OMIK = Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard

ONNA = Oh No, Not Again

OOC = Out Of Character

OOTB = Out Of The Box/Out Of The Blue

OT = Off Topic

OTOH = On The Other Hand

OWTTE = Or Words To That Effect

OZ = stands for "Australia"

P：

PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PEM = Privacy Enhanced Mail

Pic = Picture

PIMP = Peeing In My Pants

PITA = Pain In The Ass

PLS/PLZ = Please

PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In

PO = Piss Off

POS = Parents Over Shoulder

POV = Point Of View

PPL = People

Pro = Professional

PS = By The Way/Photoshop

T：

TAH = Take A Hike

TANSTAAFL = There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TARFU = Things Are Really Fed Up

TDTM = Talk Dirty To Me

TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It

TFN = Thanks For Nothin’

THX/TX/THKS = Thanks

TIA = Thanks In Advance

TIAIL = Think I Am In Love

TIC = Tongue In Cheek

TLA = Three Letter Acronym

TLGO = The List Goes On

TM = Trust Me

TMI = Too Much Information

TMTOWTDI = There’s More Than One Way To Do It

TPTB = The Powers That Be

TSR = Totally Stuck in RAM

TTFN = Ta Ta For Now

TTT = That’s The Ticket/To The Top

TTUL/TTYL = Talk To You Later

TWHAB = This Won’t Hurt A Bit

TY = Thank You

TYVM = Thank You Very Much

U：

U = You

UR = Your

U R = You are

unPC = unPolitically Correct

URYY4M = You Are Too Wise For Me

V：

VFM = Values For Money

VG = Very Good

W：

WAG = Wild Ass Guess

WAI = What An Idiot

WB = Welcome Back

WCA = Who Cares Anyway

WDYS = What Did You Say?

WDYT = What Do You Think?

WE = Whatever

WEG = Wicked Evil Grin

WG = Wicked Grin

WGAFF = Who Gives A Flying F

WIIFM = What’s In It For Me?

WIT = Wordsmith In Training

WITFITS = What in the F is this Sh

WOG = Wise Old Guy

Wot/Wut = What

WRT = With Respect To/With Regard To

WTF = What The F

WTG = Way To Go!

WTSDS = Where The Sun Don’t Shine

WYMM = Will You Marry Me

WYP = What’s Your Problem?

WYRN = What’s Your Real Name?

WYS = Whatever You Say

WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get

WYT = Whatever You Think

X：

X U = Kiss You

Y：

Y = Why

Ya = You

YA = Yet Another

YAFIYGI = You Asked For It You Got It

YDKM = You Don’t Know Me

Yep/Yup = Yes

YGBK = You Gotta Be Kiddin’

YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary

YNK = You Never Know

YOYO = You’re On Your Own

YR = Yeah, Right

YSYD = Yeah, Sure You Do

YTTT = You Telling The Truth?

YYSSW = Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever